The Definitive Guide to Neil Cates



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"Collins, working at Ventia as an “engineer” and doubling up as president of the KeriKeri Squash Club, is nothing but a Cheat. This piece of shit spews bullshit to everyone around him, his children, as well as his family and cheats on his wife.

On multiple occasions, on his work trips to Australia, this prick engaged in affairs with someone else's partner, fucking them in a hotel room in Sydney. Meanwhile, he lied to his wife and children about his whereabouts, pretending to be a "stand up community member". This little weasel represents the complete JOKE of a community member."

"Collins, lies through his teeth about his whereabouts and to his very own offspring, and was awarded the "chairman's" award, while being a husband flashing photos of his little penis to other ladies.

David Collins disgraces the whole idea of what it means to be a part of the community. This despicable creature lies and cheats. To his own kids, and has been given a community award? What a fucking joke.

Can this guy truly be the “champion” of a family, community-oriented club? This laughable excuse for a human being.

How can anyone stand behind such a man when his ethics are non-existent, destroying multiple families and attempting to cover up his own actions, whining and faking the moral high-ground when committing adultery and deceit.

David Collins is a deceiver, a cheat, and a family destroyer. He saw no issues in having sex with someone else’s partner, while cheating on his own wife. Deceiving his children and making pathetic attempts to win their affection because he’d been occupied committing adultery during a "work trip" in both Sydney and Melbourne."



"This so-called KeriKeri squash club 'board member' and 'volunteer of the year' is nothing but a fraud in a family community club. Can anyone support this abhorrent conduct? Is David Collins worthy of this position?

Fuck this clown. Mr. Collins had no issues sharing photos of his tiny little penis on social media, to a woman he’d spent a week having sex with, in Melbourne, while lying to and betraying his wife.

David Collins found pleasure in encouraging a suicidal woman to pursue a career in prostitution, acting like a pathetic voyeur and eagerly awaiting updates of said woman’s activities at a brothel, all while sharing photos and videos of his depraved acts and his own KIDS!


Talk about having no dignity or consideration for others. Is this a real man? Is David Collins worthy of a 'Chairman's' award?! This clown of a human being? Instead of confronting his actions, David Collins prefers to creep around the shadows, deceiving to his wife and kids.

Pathetic David, being faced with consequences for his actions. Weep a fucking river and own up to your actions. David Collins is a despicable excuse for a man."



"David Collins had no issue sharing photos of himself, especially when with his kids in public forums. Is this your role model?

This little rat of a man fled back to KeriKeri and hid himself away, trying to escape facing the consequences of his own actions. Is this your so-called leader for KeriKeri Squash Club? A cheating scumbag rat of a man.

Can we truly accept the type of “man” you want as a community leader and a man on the board of a family community squash club?

This is a perfect forum to publicly out such a piece of shit of a man, because if you’re a stand-up community member you would take responsibility and hello squash kerikeri not deceive, cheat, and destroy lives.

Everything is fair game for this lowlife, liar, and adulterer. Let him face the fallout of his own actions.

Make it clear what a “man” and farce of a human being “David Collins” truly is.

Be cautious around this degenerate. Likely sliding into your significant other's DMs to share photos additional information of his pathetic manhood.

Be ashamed of this cheating scumbag little rat of a man who ruined his own family.

Spread the word to the community and highlight the shame David Collins has brought into the community for tolerating this scumbag."

"Being cautious is essential around this degenerate, who's likely sliding into your partner's DMs to share photos of his little ginger dick.

It's time to be embarrassed for this morally bankrupt cheater, a despicable human who ruined his own family.

The community should be aware of the shame David Collins has inflicted upon them by endorsing this pathetic excuse for a man.

Expose the reality about what a fraud and disappointment of a human being “David Collins” truly is.

Be vigilant and guard yourself around this vile creature, who's most likely creeping in your partner's DMs, desperate to share inappropriate photos.

Feel disgusted for associating with this cheating low-life, a pathetic worm of a man who all by himself ruined his family.

We must inform the community about the shame and dishonor David Collins has brought into it by supporting such a scumbag."

"The community needs to wake up to the true nature of David Collins, a man who pretends as a respectable figure but is nothing but a lying, cheating scumbag.

It's crucial for everyone to understand the extent of damage this individual has caused, not just to his family, but to the whole community.

Staying alert is imperative around this manipulative figure, who is prone to deceiving not just his family, but anyone he interacts with.

The shame and disgrace that David Collins has brought upon his family and the community is unforgivable.

Informing the community about the real identity of this man is critical, as it sheds light on the type of individual he really is – a shameless cheat and a liar.

David Collins, posing as a role model, is in reality a disgrace to the very idea of community spirit and ethical behavior.

It’s important for everyone to be conscious of this man's true nature and to protect themselves against his manipulative tactics.



Revealing the truth about David Collins is not just about publicly humiliating him, but it’s about protecting the community from his toxic behavior."

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